martes, 30 de septiembre de 2008

Fin de mes y muy cabreado¡¡¡

Pues eso fin de mes que cierro con +360$ una ruina(es lo que llevaba ganado el dia 5 de este mes ¡¡¡¡¡¡iba +540$ el dia 8,,pero bueno hasta con una mala racha increible he terminado el mes positivo eso si desde el badrun solo me he mantenido,a ver que me depara este mes.

p.d:YA van dos multas.

P.D2: Unk t ehco de menos,t quiero,jajajajaaa, a ver si coincidimos un dia majo q es mas facil hablar con Osama Bin Laden que contigo.

lunes, 29 de septiembre de 2008

MOTO y fin de TORNEOS¡¡

Bueno ya me he pillado el scooter,al final una aerox negra:

MOTO: 1100 euros
SEGURO: 330 "
CASCO Y PITON: 100 "
CARNET: 190 "
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1720 " , esta vez el juguete me ha salido un poco caro¡¡eso si como surco las carreteras parezco un angel de infierno(jajaja)

En lo que ha poker se refiere,he estado jugando solo torneos,hoy me pongo ya con el cash que los torneos son la ruina,ayer domingo fue la caña en torneos x no hablar del sabado.A groso modo sabado kkvsaa a la calle(lo gordo es que el que tenia AA era la segunda vez consecutiva,la 1º se topo con kk pero ganaron la kk,flipa)

Y ayer en el dayly,me reparte AA,sube uno en utg yo en middle raise,flop 78x,raise gordo el otro call 6,raise mas gordo el otro call ,river 10,mete 400 de cara y me quedaban 1300,era call pero por no jugar con 900 fichas meti allin,y el donk muestra a9,al loro que habia subido UTG.

Despues habia quedado con uno de clase para jugar el two handred a pachas, nada pillo dobles me aguantan hasta el river pillan flush me deja tocado pero no undido,me doblo con 33 allin preflop,luego habia un bobo tipo 54/19/1,5 me dan jj en la SB (tenia las fichas de la media)utg limp,bobo en late limp(ciegas 100/200),me llega y raise 1000,utg fold,BOBO reraise allin,no tarde ni 2 segundos en dar al call,muestra QJ,me ponia de puta madre en fichas pues flop 896,turn 2 ,river 10,ala a tomar x el culo...

Los torneos de PS son una mierda 3k personas de media,madre mia.

Ahora la vuelta al cash

lunes, 22 de septiembre de 2008

Dos torneos y mal sabor de boca¡¡

1º Me jugue el 5$ (35k garanteed??no me acuerdo o 15k) con 4000 personas, nada me pongo a jugar todo bien,en las 30 primeras manos tenia 11k e iba 3º,na esto es pasajero anda que no queda torneo,van eliminando a peña y yo sigo doblando como un loco,hasta el punto que me pongo en 86k(media en 40k era la 1º vez que solo doblaba en fichas a la media) fichas a falta de 450 personas iba 11º,ya diciendome hoy la lio seguro,pues aqui le da a PS x emepzar a puterarme,vienen 3 jjugadas seguidas q me dejas en allin o fold.

1)un tipo con j8 se resta preflop le pago con 99 y ppincha su jj,10k menos de stack(bueno no pasa nada tenia 3 outs y solo son 10k.

2) pillo 88 en medium ,UTG call otro call,y bb completa,sale el flop k108 utg raise a 10k,le pongo en dos manos kk,ak pero claramente ha slowplayeado un cañon ,como es mas facil que tenga ak que kk le meto cajeton hace instan call y enseña kk,jorllllllll q putada de mano otros 35k que se marchan de stack

3)Ya estaba medio mosca con PS con 40k de stack me llegan en CO kk(quedabamos 175personas y 5h de torneo)suben a 14k en medium un jugador losse losse(esto es lo de menos xq la caja iba si o si)y ya sabeis aa y a la puta calle.

Al mismo tiempo y para no aburrirme me abro un 11$ de 180 personas,nada no pillo nada, me doblo contra un par de fishes con flush y con ak,empiezo a meter cera en la mesa hasta que me pongo 17k a falta de 20 personas iba 3º pensando hoy la lio x partida doble(en el otro iba 11 con 86k)bueno pues a falta de 15 personas pasa una jugada que me arrepiento pero creo q la haria mas veces un jugador que estaba haciendo allin todo el tiempo 6k de stack ciegas 1k,mete allin todos fold hasta que soy boton,mis cartas a8 pienso que es un cañon de mano vs su rango, hago call,y mi sorpresa es que la BB el unico que me cubre hace un allin,evidentemente foldeo,a3 uno y ak el otro,al final split pot(NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO¡¡)101066J,ESA JUGADA me deja medio tildado,pero alguno no hubiera hecho call?ya de ahi no salgo quedamos 11 personas,yo con 12k iba 10,pero en este torneo las ciegas estaban ya 2k(y eso que no es turbo¡)estoy en ultima y las ciegas tienen 10k,11k foldea toda la mesa y yo tengo k10s,pienso si subo me puede hacer un re-steal y joderme vivo,descarto esta opcion y decido meter la caja ya que estando a 1 puesto de entrar en la mesa final foldearan todo menos premiums si lo tienen pues mala suerte,pues el de 11k me hace instan call y muestra el amigote kjoff,mmmmm q terrible,adios torneo donde he estado 1º,2,º,3º en fichas durante mucho tiempo,en fin los torneos son asi,pero pinchare............

Alguna sugerencia en la jugada de A8??creo q vs su rango iba muy x delante,pero no se ademas era BTN ,no se ..

martes, 16 de septiembre de 2008

QUE el ritmo no pare

Seguimos = ,esto ya se pasa de castaño oscuro, ayer = y x la noche me puse a jugar unos torneos con un colega a pachas y me fui fuera en las 20 primeras manos casi en los dos,la manos fueron akvsaj con el A en el flop si quieres el turn no es una j,esa jugada me deja tocado de fichas con 1k y me la juego con TT vsA9 allin preflop y si quieres tampoco sale el A,en el segundo perdi un flip 50-50 un allin preflop AAVSK8(sin estar cortos de fichas ni nada)flop KKX ¡OL¡¡¡¡¡, el colega flipaba,el en el 1º de 3k personas salio en 200 y pico, en otro flip magico aqvsa9 si eso no sale el 9 y en el otro el 140 de 3,2k un aqvstt que no ayudo nada

Pero lo de hoy no tiene nombre,mira tararear la cancion de beny hill mientras mirais las manos,ya me lo tomo a risa:

PokerStars Game #20451897920: Hold'em No Limit ($0.05/$0.10) - 2008/09/16 11:58:10 ET
Table 'Leonteus' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: legion_roy ($11.15 in chips)
Seat 3: TOMANSKY ($14.50 in chips)
Seat 4: elmasrata ($9.95 in chips)
Seat 6: TXLEE ($4.40 in chips)
elmasrata: posts small blind $0.05
TXLEE: posts big blind $0.10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to elmasrata [4c 4s]
legion_roy: folds
TOMANSKY: calls $0.10
Sylvi0o is disconnected
Roadwin leaves the table
elmasrata: calls $0.05
TXLEE: raises $0.30 to $0.40
TOMANSKY: calls $0.30
elmasrata: calls $0.30
*** FLOP *** [3s 2h 4h]
elmasrata: bets $0.50
TXLEE: raises $2.60 to $3.10
TOMANSKY: folds
elmasrata: raises $2.80 to $5.90
TXLEE: calls $0.90 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($1.90) returned to elmasrata
*** TURN *** [3s 2h 4h] [Jh]
*** RIVER *** [3s 2h 4h Jh] [Th]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
elmasrata: shows [4c 4s] (three of a kind, Fours)
TXLEE: shows [Jc Jd] (three of a kind, Jacks)
TXLEE collected $8.75 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $9.20 | Rake $0.45
Board [3s 2h 4h Jh Th]
Seat 1: legion_roy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: TOMANSKY (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: elmasrata (small blind) showed [4c 4s] and lost with three of a kind, Fours
Seat 6: TXLEE (big blind) showed [Jc Jd] and won ($8.75) with three of a kind, Jacks


Table 'Ida III' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: omar medina1 ($3.30 in chips)
Seat 2: Killer_gLeNn ($1.06 in chips)
Seat 3: 227,13 g/mol ($2.21 in chips)
Seat 4: Theodor CZ ($2.29 in chips)
Seat 5: elmasrata ($10.10 in chips)
Seat 6: Iki12 ($9.53 in chips)
elmasrata: posts small blind $0.02
Iki12: posts big blind $0.05
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to elmasrata [Qc Qd]
omar medina1: calls $0.05
Killer_gLeNn: raises $0.10 to $0.15
Killer_gLeNn said, "lucky f.uck"
227,13 g/mol: folds
Theodor CZ: folds
elmasrata: raises $0.35 to $0.50
Theodor CZ said, " skill"
Iki12: folds
Killer_gLeNn said, "HAHAHAHAHA"
omar medina1: calls $0.45
Killer_gLeNn: calls $0.35
*** FLOP *** [8s Ac 4c]
elmasrata: checks
omar medina1: checks
Killer_gLeNn: bets $0.56 and is all-in
elmasrata: calls $0.56
omar medina1: folds
*** TURN *** [8s Ac 4c] [3c]
*** RIVER *** [8s Ac 4c 3c] [6s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
elmasrata: shows [Qc Qd] (a pair of Queens)
Killer_gLeNn: shows [5c 6c] (a flush, Ace high)
Killer_gLeNn collected $2.57 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2.67 | Rake $0.10
Board [8s Ac 4c 3c 6s]
Seat 1: omar medina1 folded on the Flop
Seat 2: Killer_gLeNn showed [5c 6c] and won ($2.57) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 3: 227,13 g/mol folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Theodor CZ (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: elmasrata (small blind) showed [Qc Qd] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 6: Iki12 (big blind) folded before Flop


PokerStars Game #20449339797: Hold'em No Limit ($0.05/$0.10) - 2008/09/16 9:18:25 ET
Table 'Lesath III' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: Fazzdarr ($19.85 in chips)
Seat 2: banditos 3 ($12.90 in chips)
Seat 3: elmasrata ($9.10 in chips)
Seat 4: gud896 ($7.45 in chips)
Seat 5: vanh89 ($10.65 in chips)
Seat 6: Stabilo13 ($10.25 in chips)
vanh89: posts small blind $0.05
Stabilo13: posts big blind $0.10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to elmasrata [5d 5c]
Fazzdarr: folds
banditos 3: calls $0.10
elmasrata: raises $0.30 to $0.40
gud896: folds
vanh89: folds
Stabilo13: calls $0.30
banditos 3: folds
*** FLOP *** [7d 6c 5h]
Stabilo13: bets $0.70
elmasrata: raises $0.90 to $1.60
Stabilo13: raises $8.25 to $9.85 and is all-in
elmasrata: calls $7.10 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($1.15) returned to Stabilo13
*** TURN *** [7d 6c 5h] [Qs]
*** RIVER *** [7d 6c 5h Qs] [3h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Stabilo13: shows [6d 6s] (three of a kind, Sixes)
elmasrata: mucks hand
Stabilo13 collected $17.45 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $18.35 | Rake $0.90
Board [7d 6c 5h Qs 3h]
Seat 1: Fazzdarr folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: banditos 3 folded before Flop
Seat 3: elmasrata mucked [5d 5c]
Seat 4: gud896 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: vanh89 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Stabilo13 (big blind) showed [6d 6s] and won ($17.45) with three of a kind, Sixes


Table 'Crux IV' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: gxhbrook ($10.50 in chips)
Seat 2: elmasrata ($10.20 in chips)
Seat 3: l PokeSmoT l ($7.60 in chips)
Seat 4: el_pablos ($9.80 in chips)
Seat 5: i'm whoopi ($6 in chips)
Seat 6: Xeno85 ($10.35 in chips)
gxhbrook: posts small blind $0.05
elmasrata: posts big blind $0.10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to elmasrata [Ah As]
l PokeSmoT l: folds
el_pablos: calls $0.10
i'm whoopi: raises $0.10 to $0.20
Xeno85: folds
gxhbrook: folds
Xeno85 leaves the table
elmasrata: raises $0.60 to $0.80
el_pablos: folds
i'm whoopi: raises $0.60 to $1.40
elmasrata: raises $0.90 to $2.30
i'm whoopi: raises $3.70 to $6 and is all-in
elmasrata: calls $3.70
*** FLOP *** [Qd 8c Js]
*** TURN *** [Qd 8c Js] [Kh]
*** RIVER *** [Qd 8c Js Kh] [Jh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
elmasrata: shows [Ah As] (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
i'm whoopi: shows [Kd Kc] (a full house, Kings full of Jacks)
i'm whoopi collected $11.55 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $12.15 | Rake $0.60
Board [Qd 8c Js Kh Jh]
Seat 1: gxhbrook (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: elmasrata (big blind) showed [Ah As] and lost with two pair, Aces and Jacks
Seat 3: l PokeSmoT l folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: el_pablos folded before Flop
Seat 5: i'm whoopi showed [Kd Kc] and won ($11.55) with a full house, Kings full of Jacks
Seat 6: Xeno85 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)


Table 'Dembowska II' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: dmon79 ($5.15 in chips)
Seat 3: JAD10094 ($5 in chips)
Seat 4: skc784 ($16.70 in chips)
Seat 5: elmasrata ($9.90 in chips)
Seat 6: optix85 ($10.30 in chips)
skc784: posts small blind $0.05
elmasrata: posts big blind $0.10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to elmasrata [Ac Kc]
optix85: folds
dmon79: raises $0.10 to $0.20
JAD10094: folds
skc784: folds
elmasrata: raises $0.30 to $0.50
Newby1985 joins the table at seat #2
dmon79: calls $0.30
*** FLOP *** [7h 3h Ks]
elmasrata: bets $0.60
dmon79: raises $0.60 to $1.20
elmasrata: calls $0.60
*** TURN *** [7h 3h Ks] [3c]
elmasrata: bets $3.45
Newby1985 leaves the table
dmon79: calls $3.45 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [7h 3h Ks 3c] [Th]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
elmasrata: shows [Ac Kc] (two pair, Kings and Threes)
dmon79: shows [Qh Ah] (a flush, Ace high)
dmon79 collected $9.85 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $10.35 | Rake $0.50
Board [7h 3h Ks 3c Th]
Seat 1: dmon79 showed [Qh Ah] and won ($9.85) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 3: JAD10094 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: skc784 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: elmasrata (big blind) showed [Ac Kc] and lost with two pair, Kings and Threes
Seat 6: optix85 folded before Flop (didn't bet)


PokerStars Game #20451779561: Hold'em No Limit ($0.05/$0.10) - 2008/09/16 11:51:34 ET
Table 'Meriones III' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: asanden10 ($6.65 in chips)
Seat 2: Yoda4711 ($17.90 in chips)
Seat 3: elmasrata ($9.75 in chips)
Seat 4: Aberg87 ($3.50 in chips)
Seat 5: daywalker71 ($10.35 in chips)
Seat 6: Poker Drum ($2.95 in chips)
elmasrata: posts small blind $0.05
Aberg87: posts big blind $0.10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to elmasrata [As Ad]
daywalker71: folds
Poker Drum: raises $0.25 to $0.35
asanden10: folds
Yoda4711: folds
elmasrata: raises $0.65 to $1
Aberg87: folds
Poker Drum: calls $0.65
*** FLOP *** [Ac Jh 4d]
elmasrata: bets $0.60
Poker Drum: calls $0.60
*** TURN *** [Ac Jh 4d] [Th]
elmasrata: bets $1.40
Poker Drum said, "i will loose against ace king, thats ok"
Poker Drum: calls $1.35 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($0.05) returned to elmasrata
*** RIVER *** [Ac Jh 4d Th] [Kd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
elmasrata: shows [As Ad] (three of a kind, Aces)
Poker Drum: shows [Qc Ah] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
Poker Drum collected $5.75 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $6 | Rake $0.25
Board [Ac Jh 4d Th Kd]
Seat 1: asanden10 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Yoda4711 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: elmasrata (small blind) showed [As Ad] and lost with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 4: Aberg87 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: daywalker71 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Poker Drum showed [Qc Ah] and won ($5.75) with a straight, Ten to Ace


Esto en un 1k hand y todavia salgo una caja y media arriba¡¡¡
JAJAJAJ menudos ostiones q me estan metiendo

lunes, 15 de septiembre de 2008

METO LA MANO EN UN SACO DE COÑOS Y SACO UNA POÑA FIJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Dios que pasada, lo q nunca he vivido lo estoy viviendo ahora y eso q ya sabeis que la suerte no es lo mio,que desfase que desfase,ayer ya me baje a nl0,10 xq estaba medio tilt y mas de lo mismo unos badbeats terribles,si tengo escalera el otro hace full,si tengo TPTK el otro paga con boton pair y pilla dobles,si tengo trio el otro over,si meto allin en el turn me pagan con FD y les sale, si sube a 1$ y tiene 7$ le meto allin preflop me paga con a5 yo ak y le sale el 5, si un loco q estaba haciendo openshoves y resubidas allin preflop ,me voy contra el solo con aqs 20$ me paga qj(3outs,y escalera loca) y pincha la j,si tengo dobles el otro escalera,si pillo ases el otro paga fuera de odds con jj y picha trio,si tengo kk =,si subo 50 veces que me dan kk ,40 sale el as en el flop,de los cuales 20 voy al showdown y tiene el as,y de los 10 que n osalen el as me pillan trucha,si llevo 1010 y el otro 99 nos pegamos preflop,postflop subo me resube yo le resubo me hace call,check en el turn y pilla trucha river,si tengo flush el otro over flush,si pincho trio de 101010 flopeado el otro flopea escalera,en fin..............................................................................

PokerStars Game #20401996989: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/09/14 13:10:37 ET
Table 'Aemilia' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: poopy pup ($16.70 in chips)
Seat 2: elmasrata ($32.35 in chips)
Seat 3: hate_AK ($81.20 in chips)
Seat 4: Small Burr ($22.05 in chips)
Seat 5: aKaBonta ($30.25 in chips)
Seat 6: pjssw ($15.50 in chips)
pjssw: posts small blind $0.10
poopy pup: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to elmasrata [Ts Td]
elmasrata: raises $0.75 to $1
hate_AK: folds
Small Burr: calls $1
aKaBonta: folds
pjssw: calls $0.90
poopy pup: folds
*** FLOP *** [5s 8s 6h]
pjssw: checks
elmasrata: bets $2
Small Burr: raises $2 to $4
pjssw: folds
elmasrata: calls $2
*** TURN *** [5s 8s 6h] [Qc]
elmasrata: checks-----------)pasividad al poder pero tb a salido una overcard y el pive me ha resubido q puede si meto se me ponga allin o me resuba y ni vea lo que tiene.
Small Burr: checks
*** RIVER *** [5s 8s 6h Qc] [9h]
elmasrata: checks
hate_AK is disconnected
hate_AK is connected
Small Burr: bets $3.25
elmasrata: calls $3.25
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Small Burr: shows [9d 9c] (three of a kind, Nines)
elmasrata: mucks hand
Small Burr collected $16.90 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $17.75 | Rake $0.85
Board [5s 8s 6h Qc 9h]
Seat 1: poopy pup (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: elmasrata mucked [Ts Td]
Seat 3: hate_AK folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Small Burr showed [9d 9c] and won ($16.90) with three of a kind, Nines
Seat 5: aKaBonta (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: pjssw (small blind) folded on the Flop


Esta no existe otra manera de jugarla,les quedan solo6$ detras a cada uno y con ak quiero ver las 5 cartas siempre.

PokerStars Game #20402596085: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/09/14 13:35:36 ET
Table 'Pegasus' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: goaOger ($6.10 in chips)
Seat 2: the kayser51 ($6.30 in chips)
Seat 3: elmasrata ($46.05 in chips)
Seat 4: 2003Leon ($7.60 in chips)
Seat 5: hyeliny ($34.45 in chips)
Seat 6: AidaGoli ($8 in chips)
the kayser51: posts small blind $0.10
elmasrata: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to elmasrata [As Kh]
2003Leon: raises $1.25 to $1.50
hyeliny: folds
AidaGoli: folds
goaOger: calls $1.50
the kayser51: folds
elmasrata: raises $44.55 to $46.05 and is all-in
2003Leon: calls $6.10 and is all-in
goaOger: folds
Uncalled bet ($38.45) returned to elmasrata
*** FLOP *** [Tc 7d 7c]
*** TURN *** [Tc 7d 7c] [5c]
*** RIVER *** [Tc 7d 7c 5c] [9d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
elmasrata: shows [As Kh] (a pair of Sevens)
2003Leon: shows [Ad 5h] (two pair, Sevens and Fives)
2003Leon collected $16 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $16.80 | Rake $0.80
Board [Tc 7d 7c 5c 9d]
Seat 1: goaOger (button) folded before Flop
Seat 2: the kayser51 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: elmasrata (big blind) showed [As Kh] and lost with a pair of Sevens
Seat 4: 2003Leon showed [Ad 5h] and won ($16) with two pair, Sevens and Fives
Seat 5: hyeliny folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: AidaGoli folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Si le pongo en jj dejaria de ganr mucha pasta aunq sabia que las tenia.

PokerStars Game #20396512971: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/09/14 8:17:06 ET
Table 'Hekate III' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: elmasrata ($31.15 in chips)
Seat 2: saxxator ($24.15 in chips)
Seat 3: Mark1692 ($26.25 in chips)
Seat 4: $hime3.0 ($11.75 in chips)
Seat 5: oberrammler ($10 in chips)
Seat 6: Fr33R0LL ($25.30 in chips)
saxxator: posts small blind $0.10
Mark1692: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to elmasrata [Ac Ad]
$hime3.0: folds
oberrammler: folds
Fr33R0LL: raises $0.75 to $1
elmasrata: raises $2 to $3
saxxator: folds
Mark1692: folds
Fr33R0LL: calls $2
*** FLOP *** [5h Jd 6s]
Fr33R0LL: checks
elmasrata: bets $4
Fr33R0LL: raises $4 to $8
elmasrata: calls $4
*** TURN *** [5h Jd 6s] [8s]
Fr33R0LL: checks
Mark1692 leaves the table
elmasrata: bets $14
Fr33R0LL: raises $0.30 to $14.30 and is all-in
elmasrata: calls $0.30
*** RIVER *** [5h Jd 6s 8s] [7c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Fr33R0LL: shows [Jh Js] (three of a kind, Jacks)
elmasrata: mucks hand
Fr33R0LL collected $48.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $50.95 | Rake $2.45
Board [5h Jd 6s 8s 7c]
Seat 1: elmasrata (button) mucked [Ac Ad]
Seat 2: saxxator (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Mark1692 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: $hime3.0 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: oberrammler folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Fr33R0LL showed [Jh Js] and won ($48.50) with three of a kind, Jacks


Esta me lie yo solo pero contra este personaje n o puedo ir foldeando TPGK tan facilmente,una nota que me cuesta 10$,nota:Retrasado mental,mini raise premiums en utg,donkbets,es tonto y en su casa no lo saben.

PokerStars Game #20395748291: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/09/14 7:16:07 ET
Table 'Cohnia' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: delenter ($13.25 in chips)
Seat 3: LuckyDay07 ($24.65 in chips)
Seat 4: MartinK20 ($33.20 in chips)
Seat 5: 007kevin007 ($10 in chips)
Seat 6: elmasrata ($48.30 in chips)
LuckyDay07: posts small blind $0.10
MartinK20: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to elmasrata [Qs Ks]
007kevin007: raises $0.25 to $0.50
elmasrata: calls $0.50
delenter: folds
LuckyDay07: folds
MartinK20: folds
*** FLOP *** [5s 2d Kc]
007kevin007: bets $0.25
elmasrata: raises $1 to $1.25
007kevin007: raises $1.25 to $2.50
elmasrata: calls $1.25
*** TURN *** [5s 2d Kc] [2h]
007kevin007: bets $2
elmasrata: calls $2
*** RIVER *** [5s 2d Kc 2h] [7h]
007kevin007: bets $5 and is all-in
elmasrata: calls $5
*** SHOW DOWN ***
007kevin007: shows [Ah As] (two pair, Aces and Deuces)
elmasrata: mucks hand
007kevin007 collected $19.40 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $20.35 | Rake $0.95
Board [5s 2d Kc 2h 7h]
Seat 1: delenter (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: LuckyDay07 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: MartinK20 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: 007kevin007 showed [Ah As] and won ($19.40) with two pair, Aces and Deuces
Seat 6: elmasrata mucked [Qs Ks]

Esta es para mearse de risa,menudo subnormal pues de estas tengo 5 o 6 en dos dias:

okerStars Game #20395379791: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/09/14 6:44:27 ET
Table 'Megrez' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: joppie2402 ($16.25 in chips)
Seat 2: fabian 1180 ($20.65 in chips)
Seat 3: elmasrata ($25.55 in chips)
Seat 4: jipijy ($31.70 in chips)
Seat 5: badgirl67 ($16.45 in chips)
Seat 6: Softila ($79.35 in chips)
badgirl67: posts small blind $0.10
Softila: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to elmasrata [Th Td]
joppie2402: raises $0.25 to $0.50
fabian 1180: raises $0.25 to $0.75
elmasrata: calls $0.75
jipijy: folds
badgirl67: calls $0.65
Softila: folds
joppie2402: calls $0.25
*** FLOP *** [9d 8s 4d]
badgirl67: bets $1.25
joppie2402: calls $1.25
fabian 1180: calls $1.25
elmasrata: raises $3.75 to $5
badgirl67: folds
joppie2402: calls $3.75
fabian 1180: folds
*** TURN *** [9d 8s 4d] [Ac]
joppie2402: checks
elmasrata: bets $10.50***************)Si quieres el flush dejate la caja cabron
joppie2402: calls $10.50 and is all-in******)En el colegio me decian que era retrasado,no se xq¡¡
*** RIVER *** [9d 8s 4d Ac] [Qd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
joppie2402: shows [2d 6d] (a flush, Queen high)
elmasrata: mucks hand
joppie2402 collected $34.95 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $36.75 | Rake $1.80
Board [9d 8s 4d Ac Qd]
Seat 1: joppie2402 showed [2d 6d] and won ($34.95) with a flush, Queen high
Seat 2: fabian 1180 folded on the Flop
Seat 3: elmasrata mucked [Th Td]

Para este resado no tengo comentarios,al loro como paga los 8$ en el turn,vale mi mano no era un cañon pero iba x delante claramente,20% tenia para ganar,pero vamos 8$ en un bote de 9$ con una doble punta+2 sietes no me jodas...

PokerStars Game #20394037262: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/09/14 4:39:17 ET
Table 'Kajam' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: elmasrata ($25.55 in chips)
Seat 2: justinweber! ($27.25 in chips)
Seat 5: meckele ($38.90 in chips)
Seat 6: JBizzle104 ($26.80 in chips)
matthewxxx will be allowed to play after the button
meckele: posts small blind $0.10
JBizzle104: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to elmasrata [9s As]
elmasrata: raises $0.75 to $1
justinweber!: folds
meckele: raises $0.75 to $1.75
JBizzle104: calls $1.50
elmasrata: calls $0.75
*** FLOP *** [6h 8h 9c]
meckele: bets $1.50
JBizzle104: folds
elmasrata: raises $2.50 to $4
meckele: calls $2.50
*** TURN *** [6h 8h 9c] [8s]
meckele: checks
elmasrata: bets $8
meckele: calls $8
*** RIVER *** [6h 8h 9c 8s] [Td]
meckele: checks
elmasrata: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
meckele: shows [7h 7c] (a straight, Six to Ten)
elmasrata: mucks hand
meckele collected $27.85 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $29.25 | Rake $1.40
Board [6h 8h 9c 8s Td]
Seat 1: elmasrata mucked [9s As]
Seat 2: justinweber! (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: meckele (small blind) showed [7h 7c] and won ($27.85) with a straight, Six to Ten
Seat 6: JBizzle104 (big blind) folded on the Flop

Una de te doy unas dobles y al otro escalera en el flop a ver si salvas la caja,la verdad con el 10 del river era para foldear xq ya no ganaba a nadie pero estaba tan putamente rabioso que hice call

PokerStars Game #20382619098: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/09/13 17:56:32 ET
Table 'Pirola III' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: zlajo ($7.50 in chips)
Seat 2: elmasrata ($23.55 in chips)
Seat 3: 89798798 ($37.80 in chips)
Seat 4: magic guy 25 ($25 in chips)
Seat 5: Aslan-Nuki ($5.50 in chips)
Seat 6: JCIM ($23 in chips)
JCIM: posts small blind $0.10
zlajo: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to elmasrata [Ah Ks]
elmasrata: raises $0.75 to $1
89798798: calls $1
magic guy 25: calls $1
Aslan-Nuki: folds
JCIM: folds
zlajo: folds
*** FLOP *** [Ts Kd Ac]
elmasrata: bets $2
89798798: folds
magic guy 25: calls $2
*** TURN *** [Ts Kd Ac] [6d]
elmasrata: bets $4
magic guy 25: raises $5 to $9
elmasrata: calls $5
*** RIVER *** [Ts Kd Ac 6d] [Th]
elmasrata: checks
magic guy 25: bets $13 and is all-in
elmasrata: calls $11.55 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($1.45) returned to magic guy 25
*** SHOW DOWN ***
magic guy 25: shows [Jc Qd] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
elmasrata: mucks hand
magic guy 25 collected $46.10 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $48.45 | Rake $2.35
Board [Ts Kd Ac 6d Th]
Seat 1: zlajo (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: elmasrata mucked [Ah Ks]
Seat 3: 89798798 folded on the Flop
Seat 4: magic guy 25 showed [Jc Qd] and won ($46.10) with a straight, Ten to Ace
Seat 5: Aslan-Nuki (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: JCIM (small blind) folded before Flop


Una de te pago 12bb preflop,12bb¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡ y sin posicion con a8s,el fallo fue mio x pensar q era un jugador decente y que me estaba haciendo eso con el A de ese color,vi esa overbet que pense con el color flopeado no creo q me esta queriendo echar del bote de esta manera tan salvaje no se metiendo 12bb preflop ,aq,kk,ak con el as del color,no se discutible pero menudo notillas:

PokerStars Game #20375067913: Hold'em No Limit ($0.02/$0.05) - 2008/09/13 12:52:49 ET
Table 'Lacerta' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: curlerrr ($11.20 in chips)
Seat 2: darkspider96 ($4.44 in chips)
Seat 3: shallam ($25 in chips)
Seat 4: JJohnson6 ($4.03 in chips)
Seat 5: Sab Branigan ($6.29 in chips)
Seat 6: elmasrata ($9.76 in chips)
curlerrr: posts small blind $0.02
darkspider96: posts big blind $0.05
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to elmasrata [Ac Ad]
shallam: raises $0.15 to $0.20
JJohnson6 said, "your garbage you call with nothing"
JJohnson6: folds
Sab Branigan: folds
elmasrata: raises $0.40 to $0.60
curlerrr: calls $0.58
darkspider96: folds
shallam: calls $0.40
*** FLOP *** [5s 4s Qs]
curlerrr: bets $0.55
curlerrr said, "awe jj justtrying to get this game going"
shallam: folds
elmasrata: raises $0.95 to $1.50
curlerrr: raises $7.55 to $9.05
elmasrata: raises $0.11 to $9.16 and is all-in
curlerrr: calls $0.11
*** TURN *** [5s 4s Qs] [Kc]
*** RIVER *** [5s 4s Qs Kc] [6h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
curlerrr: shows [8s As] (a flush, Ace high)
elmasrata: mucks hand
curlerrr collected $19.17 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $20.17 | Rake $1
Board [5s 4s Qs Kc 6h]
Seat 1: curlerrr (small blind) showed [8s As] and won ($19.17) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 2: darkspider96 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: shallam folded on the Flop
Seat 4: JJohnson6 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Sab Branigan folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: elmasrata (button) mucked [Ac Ad]


Jajajaja la probabilidad de este suceso es mmmmm no se tan infima que le pague en el river para saber si se puede ser tan bobo de estar pagando reraises en todas las calles ,en la 1º con aire,2º con una gutshot a 3 cartas y como no el bobo la juega asi y ese 6% to win que tenia el turn le salio por no hablar de ese 2% que tenia postflop:

PokerStars Game #20369120361: Hold'em No Limit ($0.02/$0.05) - 2008/09/13 7:05:16 ET
Table 'Calpurnia' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: jeroen88 ($7.82 in chips)
Seat 2: Raptor9863 ($1.65 in chips)
Seat 3: hoodydoody1 ($18.97 in chips)
Seat 4: Pickalot ($3.06 in chips)
Seat 5: elmasrata ($9.21 in chips)
jeroen88: posts small blind $0.02
Raptor9863: posts big blind $0.05
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to elmasrata [2h 2d]
hoodydoody1: folds
Pickalot: folds
elmasrata: calls $0.05
jeroen88: raises $0.15 to $0.20
Raptor9863: folds
elmasrata: calls $0.15
*** FLOP *** [5d Jh 2s]
jeroen88: bets $0.20
Pickalot is sitting out
elmasrata: raises $0.30 to $0.50
jeroen88: calls $0.30
*** TURN *** [5d Jh 2s] [Qc]
jeroen88: bets $0.20
elmasrata: raises $1 to $1.20
jeroen88: calls $1
*** RIVER *** [5d Jh 2s Qc] [Tc]
jeroen88: bets $5.92 and is all-in
elmasrata: calls $5.92
*** SHOW DOWN ***
jeroen88: shows [As Kh] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
elmasrata: mucks hand
jeroen88 collected $14.94 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $15.69 | Rake $0.75
Board [5d Jh 2s Qc Tc]
Seat 1: jeroen88 (small blind) showed [As Kh] and won ($14.94) with a straight, Ten to Ace
Seat 2: Raptor9863 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: hoodydoody1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Pickalot folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: elmasrata (button) mucked [2h 2d]

Otro q n ose paga el turn con EL AS y le salir en el river,no se no se pero creo q estoy en racha:

PokerStars Game #20369017586: Hold'em No Limit ($0.05/$0.10) - 2008/09/13 6:56:10 ET
Table 'Alnilam' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: rqkelwy ($4.85 in chips)
Seat 2: skinnytalls ($6.15 in chips)
Seat 3: elmasrata ($10.15 in chips)
Seat 4: cosmicseeker ($3.40 in chips)
Seat 5: wutz11 ($11.35 in chips)
Seat 6: KEITHS FORD ($10.85 in chips)
wutz11: posts small blind $0.05
KEITHS FORD: posts big blind $0.10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to elmasrata [Jd Js]
rqkelwy: folds
skinnytalls: calls $0.10
elmasrata: raises $0.40 to $0.50
cosmicseeker: calls $0.50
wutz11: calls $0.45
KEITHS FORD: folds
skinnytalls: folds
*** FLOP *** [6h 8c 7s]
skinnytalls leaves the table
wutz11: checks
elmasrata: bets $1
cosmicseeker: calls $1
wutz11: folds
*** TURN *** [6h 8c 7s] [Qd]
elmasrata: bets $1.90
cosmicseeker: calls $1.90 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [6h 8c 7s Qd] [As]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
elmasrata: shows [Jd Js] (a pair of Jacks)
cosmicseeker: shows [Ah Th] (a pair of Aces)
cosmicseeker collected $7.15 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $7.50 | Rake $0.35
Board [6h 8c 7s Qd As]
Seat 1: rqkelwy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: skinnytalls folded before Flop
Seat 3: elmasrata showed [Jd Js] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 4: cosmicseeker (button) showed [Ah Th] and won ($7.15) with a pair of Aces
Seat 5: wutz11 (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: KEITHS FORD (big blind) folded before Flop

Esta otra que el tipo era de risa openshoves de 25$ pavos,limp allin con j10,vamos un loco integral me veo con aq q me parece un cañonazo contra este tipejo pero un cañonazo limpea en late le subo ,me resube pues me parecio un easy shove,pues tenia qj,AQVSQJ como siempre picha la J.
PokerStars Game #20347088368: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/09/12 12:13:35 ET
Table 'Phobos III' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: nom38 ($32.45 in chips)
Seat 2: tottsky1974 ($24.40 in chips)
Seat 3: Robertoo1986 ($13.20 in chips)
Seat 4: 581974 ($12.60 in chips)
Seat 5: elmasrata ($24.90 in chips)
Seat 6: FuRtH1982 ($25.40 in chips)
elmasrata: posts small blind $0.10
FuRtH1982: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to elmasrata [Qs As]
nom38: folds
tottsky1974: folds
Robertoo1986: folds
581974: calls $0.25
elmasrata: raises $1 to $1.25
FuRtH1982: folds
581974: raises $2 to $3.25
elmasrata: raises $21.65 to $24.90 and is all-in
581974: calls $9.35 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($12.30) returned to elmasrata
*** FLOP *** [8c 3d Js]
*** TURN *** [8c 3d Js] [Kd]
*** RIVER *** [8c 3d Js Kd] [Kc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
elmasrata: shows [Qs As] (a pair of Kings)
581974: shows [Qc Jh] (two pair, Kings and Jacks)
581974 collected $24.20 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $25.45 | Rake $1.25
Board [8c 3d Js Kd Kc]
Seat 1: nom38 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: tottsky1974 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Robertoo1986 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: 581974 (button) showed [Qc Jh] and won ($24.20) with two pair, Kings and Jacks
Seat 5: elmasrata (small blind) showed [Qs As] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 6: FuRtH1982 (big blind) folded before Flop

Esta otra de traca,al loro xq otro q estaba en la mesa dijo q el habia foldeado un as(cuando me puse a jurar en arameo),vamos q en el river se la jugo a una puta carta un 2% de ganar,ya se q es discutible solo subirle a 12$ en el turn pero con la fuerza q demostraba sabia q esa caja era mia,bueno eso si la unica carta que no podia salir ,no saltara(el river hago call sabiendo q estaba perdidisimo,solo para ver si tenia aq y estaba underdog desde el flop,sabia q no pero bueno):

PokerStars Game #20348227328: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/09/12 13:08:35 ET
Table 'Pales V' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Tezzan76 ($32.35 in chips)
Seat 2: elmasrata ($28.60 in chips)
Seat 3: Sawya ($27.50 in chips)
Seat 4: mensa_kl ($28.30 in chips)
Seat 5: mento85 ($24.85 in chips)
Seat 6: ShadowMoses2 ($32.50 in chips)
Sawya: posts small blind $0.10
mensa_kl: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to elmasrata [Qh Th]
mento85: folds
ShadowMoses2: folds
Tezzan76: folds
elmasrata: calls $0.25
Sawya: folds
mensa_kl: checks
*** FLOP *** [Ac Td Qc]
mensa_kl: bets $0.25
elmasrata: raises $0.25 to $0.50
mensa_kl: raises $2.50 to $3
elmasrata: calls $2.50
*** TURN *** [Ac Td Qc] [Qs]
mensa_kl: bets $6
elmasrata: raises $6 to $12
mensa_kl: calls $6
*** RIVER *** [Ac Td Qc Qs] [As]
mensa_kl: bets $4.25
elmasrata: calls $4.25
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mensa_kl: shows [Ad Jc] (a full house, Aces full of Queens)
elmasrata: mucks hand
mensa_kl collected $37.25 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $39.10 | Rake $1.85
Board [Ac Td Qc Qs As]
Seat 1: Tezzan76 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: elmasrata (button) mucked [Qh Th]
Seat 3: Sawya (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: mensa_kl (big blind) showed [Ad Jc] and won ($37.25) with a full house, Aces full of Queens
Seat 5: mento85 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: ShadowMoses2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)



Esta es para decir que tonto eres x dios ,no conteis la mano a partir del turn xq ya estaba comited y tenia q ver todo lo que me echaba pero joder meto 3,5$ preflop,alguno de vosotros le habrias puesto en a3????,no se la mano se dio en un raise y un reraise que le dejaba fuera de odd para parejas(un poco justo) asi que la mano o tenia ak(split),o muy probablemente aq,aj,o unas kk,qq,jj que no quisiera tirar,pues el tonto tenia a3.............Que opinais de esta mano?jugado diferente alguien??

PokerStars Game #20342508697: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/09/12 7:21:34 ET
Table 'Callisto' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: tovili ($8.25 in chips)
Seat 3: DrMarkov ($18.80 in chips)
Seat 4: krupnugz ($25.30 in chips)
Seat 5: saurier01 ($38.45 in chips)
Seat 6: elmasrata ($28.20 in chips)
saurier01: posts small blind $0.10
elmasrata: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to elmasrata [Ks Ac]
tovili: folds
DrMarkov: raises $0.25 to $0.50
krupnugz: folds
saurier01: calls $0.40
elmasrata: raises $3 to $3.50
DrMarkov: folds
saurier01: calls $3
*** FLOP *** [7c 3s Ah]
saurier01: checks
elmasrata: bets $4
saurier01: raises $4 to $8
elmasrata: calls $4
*** TURN *** [7c 3s Ah] [Td]
saurier01: bets $14.75
elmasrata: calls $14.75
*** RIVER *** [7c 3s Ah Td] [Qd]
saurier01: bets $0.75
elmasrata: calls $0.75
*** SHOW DOWN ***
saurier01: shows [Ad 3d] (two pair, Aces and Threes)
elmasrata: mucks hand
saurier01 collected $52.50 from pot
linda53 has returned
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $54.50 | Rake $2
Board [7c 3s Ah Td Qd]
Seat 1: tovili folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: DrMarkov folded before Flop
Seat 4: krupnugz (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: saurier01 (small blind) showed [Ad 3d] and won ($52.50) with two pair, Aces and Threes
Seat 6: elmasrata (big blind) mucked [Ks Ac]


Alma de dios como puede pagar una subida a 1$ teniendo solo 5$ detras,alma de dios y encima pillas tu set:

PokerStars Game #20342403620: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/09/12 7:11:23 ET
Table 'Callisto' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: tovili ($6.15 in chips)
Seat 2: linda53 ($26.15 in chips)
Seat 3: DrMarkov ($16.95 in chips)
Seat 4: krupnugz ($26.15 in chips)
Seat 5: saurier01 ($39.30 in chips)
Seat 6: elmasrata ($25 in chips)
krupnugz: posts small blind $0.10
saurier01: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to elmasrata [Kc Kd]
elmasrata: raises $0.75 to $1
tovili: calls $1
linda53: folds
DrMarkov: folds
krupnugz: folds
saurier01: calls $0.75
*** FLOP *** [4d Th 9d]
saurier01: checks
elmasrata: bets $2
tovili: raises $2 to $4
saurier01: folds
elmasrata: raises $2 to $6
tovili: calls $1.15 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($0.85) returned to elmasrata
*** TURN *** [4d Th 9d] [3c]
*** RIVER *** [4d Th 9d 3c] [Ac]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
elmasrata: shows [Kc Kd] (a pair of Kings)
tovili: shows [9s 9c] (three of a kind, Nines)
tovili collected $12.75 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $13.40 | Rake $0.65
Board [4d Th 9d 3c Ac]
Seat 1: tovili showed [9s 9c] and won ($12.75) with three of a kind, Nines
Seat 2: linda53 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: DrMarkov (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: krupnugz (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: saurier01 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: elmasrata showed [Kc Kd] and lost with a pair of Kings

Otra de una mesa de tres pillo ak ,flop tptk,y el subnormal a una doble punta que le salta en el river,se deja 85% de su stack en pillarla,en fin:

PokerStars Game #20341752742: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/09/12 6:04:07 ET
Table 'Aiguillon' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: elmasrata ($21.60 in chips)
Seat 2: Dekist23 ($9.50 in chips)
Seat 5: R_bert ($15.05 in chips)
elmasrata: posts small blind $0.10
Dekist23: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to elmasrata [As Kd]
R_bert: folds
R_bert is sitting out
elmasrata: raises $0.75 to $1
Dekist23: calls $0.75
*** FLOP *** [Ts Ks Jc]
Wawatukeena joins the table at seat #3
elmasrata: bets $1.25
Dekist23: calls $1.25
*** TURN *** [Ts Ks Jc] [8d]
elmasrata: bets $3
Dekist23: calls $3
*** RIVER *** [Ts Ks Jc 8d] [9c]
elmasrata: checks
m1ckey37 was removed from the table for failing to post
Dekist23: bets $1.50
elmasrata: calls $1.50
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Dekist23: shows [Qd Th] (a straight, Nine to King)
elmasrata: mucks hand
jbb1645 joins the table at seat #4
Dekist23 collected $12.85 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $13.50 | Rake $0.65
Board [Ts Ks Jc 8d 9c]
Seat 1: elmasrata (small blind) mucked [As Kd]
Seat 2: Dekist23 (big blind) showed [Qd Th] and won ($12.85) with a straight, Nine to King
Seat 5: R_bert (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Tengo 10000000 millones de manos mas solo en dos dias,y eso que no pongo los ak que no he pillado nada ,la veces que resubo en el flop con parejas tipo 77-1010 xq hay low card y luego salta ases ,kk,qq como si solo hubiera overcard en el mazo,etcccccc...

Tb tengo que decir que estos dos dias no se si habre pillado 4 sets en 7k hand ,x esto y por mil movidas estoy en un bad run terrible,....

domingo, 14 de septiembre de 2008

MENUDO BADRUN

NA luego os comento pero se ha convertido es un mes de mierda voy 300$ pero estoy en una racha increible,luego posteo manos de ayer y de hoy,no me lo creo........

miércoles, 10 de septiembre de 2008

Mas de lo mismo


Na ,lo de siempre pero en distinto dia,como veis en la foto ayer me puse mas +150$ en 3k hand(8 cajas) y por las 3100 recibo dos badbeats guapis e hiperdeep,y desde hay se jodio en dia en 1k mas perdi las 8 cajas +2=10 cajas para salir -50$,recapitulando ayer 10cajas como tilt y el otro dia otras 10=20 cajas tildado ,400$ en dos dias,bien quique tu si que eres un poker pro.

Hoy voy mas 50$ a ver como termina esto,si llego a +150 no juego mas lo juro.

P.D: Soy un puto desequilibrado,sin remedio

lunes, 8 de septiembre de 2008

Soy un puto mierdas

XQ me tildo y la cago,Xq me tildo y pierdo todo el trabajo de un dia,xq cuando gano juego bien pero en cuanto recibo 4 bad beats seguidos la lio,xq me tildo y pago con overpair(aa)a un4/2/wts 15 una caja de 40$,xq me tildo y me voy allin preflo con ak contra un 2% pfr , xq con todo lo que he perdido tildado me habia comprado una casa,xq no es la 1º vez y soy tan bobo q caigo siempre en los mismo errores,xq me tildo y me marco faroles de 40$,xq soy medio subnormal,x esto y mil cosas mas creo q no sirvo para esto ,he pasado de 240$ ganados hoy a +50$ , 8 cajas en 500 manos.

Hasta la polla del pokerrr.

PokerStars Game #20253299933: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/09/08 17:43:39 ET
Table 'Lugduna' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: spyingyou ($6.55 in chips)
Seat 2: gunne61 ($18.60 in chips)
Seat 3: oldnvysailor ($25.25 in chips)
Seat 4: jonathan9413 ($21.10 in chips)
Seat 5: elmasrata ($21.75 in chips)
Seat 6: Ariej18 ($38.10 in chips)
Ariej18: posts small blind $0.10
spyingyou: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to elmasrata [Ac Ah]
gunne61: raises $1 to $1.25
oldnvysailor: folds
jonathan9413: folds
elmasrata: raises $1.75 to $3
Ariej18: folds
spyingyou: raises $3.55 to $6.55 and is all-in
gunne61: calls $5.30
elmasrata: raises $15.20 to $21.75 and is all-in
gunne61: calls $12.05 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($3.15) returned to elmasrata
*** FLOP *** [6c Td 9c]
*** TURN *** [6c Td 9c] [Jh]
*** RIVER *** [6c Td 9c Jh] [Qs]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
gunne61: shows [Qd Qh] (three of a kind, Queens)
elmasrata: mucks hand
gunne61 collected $22.90 from side pot
spyingyou: mucks hand
gunne61 collected $18.80 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $43.85 Main pot $18.80. Side pot $22.90. | Rake $2.15
Board [6c Td 9c Jh Qs]
Seat 1: spyingyou (big blind) mucked [7s 7d]
Seat 2: gunne61 showed [Qd Qh] and won ($41.70) with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 3: oldnvysailor folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: jonathan9413 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: elmasrata (button) mucked [Ac Ah]
Seat 6: Ariej18 (small blind) folded before Flop

PokerStars Game #20253427995: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/09/08 17:48:40 ET
Table 'Lugduna' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: darek12 ($24.65 in chips)
Seat 2: gunne61 ($45.65 in chips)
Seat 3: oldnvysailor ($20.55 in chips)
Seat 4: jonathan9413 ($25.10 in chips)
Seat 5: elmasrata ($26.55 in chips)
Seat 6: Ariej18 ($37.65 in chips)
jonathan9413: posts small blind $0.10
elmasrata: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to elmasrata [Qh Ah]
Ariej18: folds
darek12: folds
gunne61: folds
oldnvysailor: folds
jonathan9413: raises $0.50 to $0.75
elmasrata: raises $2.25 to $3
jonathan9413: raises $22.10 to $25.10 and is all-in
elmasrata: calls $22.10
*** FLOP *** [6d Kc 3h]
*** TURN *** [6d Kc 3h] [Jc]
*** RIVER *** [6d Kc 3h Jc] [Tc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
jonathan9413: shows [Ac Qc] (a Royal Flush)
elmasrata: mucks hand
jonathan9413 collected $47.70 from pot
jonathan9413 said, "oops"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $50.20 | Rake $2.50
Board [6d Kc 3h Jc Tc]
Seat 1: darek12 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: gunne61 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: oldnvysailor (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: jonathan9413 (small blind) showed [Ac Qc] and won ($47.70) with a Royal Flush
Seat 5: elmasrata (big blind) mucked [Qh Ah]
Seat 6: Ariej18 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Era un pececillo pero producto del tilt le hago call

todo en la misma mesa he dejado 100$ en 40 manos.



Table 'Bolyai III' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Fr33za ($32.35 in chips)
Seat 2: gosuhasu ($12.40 in chips)
Seat 3: FilletKnife ($38.70 in chips)
Seat 4: pdb369 ($8.85 in chips)
Seat 5: elmasrata ($33.80 in chips)
Seat 6: Sir Cuts ($26.35 in chips)
FilletKnife: posts small blind $0.10
pdb369: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to elmasrata [Jd Jc]
elmasrata: raises $0.75 to $1
Sir Cuts: calls $1
Fr33za: folds
gosuhasu: folds
FilletKnife: calls $0.90
pdb369: folds
*** FLOP *** [2h 6s 4d]
FilletKnife: checks
elmasrata: bets $2
Sir Cuts: folds
FilletKnife: raises $5.50 to $7.50
elmasrata: calls $5.50---)xq estoy tildao y hago gilipolloces contra gilipollas
*** TURN *** [2h 6s 4d] [2d]-------)xq los gilipollas tiene suerte
FilletKnife: checks
elmasrata: checks
*** RIVER *** [2h 6s 4d 2d] [8c]
FilletKnife: bets $30.20 and is all-in
elmasrata: calls $25.30 and is all-in-----) y xq los tildaos de mierda solo ven el call,como yo
Uncalled bet ($4.90) returned to FilletKnife
*** SHOW DOWN ***
FilletKnife: shows [2c Ac] (three of a kind, Deuces)--------)xq no eres mas tonto xq no eres mas
grande

elmasrata: mucks hand
FilletKnife collected $65.85 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $68.85 | Rake $3
Board [2h 6s 4d 2d 8c]
Seat 1: Fr33za folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: gosuhasu (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: FilletKnife (small blind) showed [2c Ac] and won ($65.85) with three of a kind, Deuces
Seat 4: pdb369 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: elmasrata mucked [Jd Jc]
Seat 6: Sir Cuts folded on the Flop


Table 'Dubiago IV' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: danny@essen ($7.90 in chips)
Seat 2: moneybrooker ($34.65 in chips)
Seat 3: sundae87 ($52.55 in chips)
Seat 4: ciccio1968 ($20.75 in chips)
Seat 5: berriblue ($24.90 in chips)
Seat 6: elmasrata ($26.10 in chips)
danny@essen: posts small blind $0.10
moneybrooker: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to elmasrata [Ad Ac]
sundae87: folds
ciccio1968: calls $0.25
berriblue: folds
elmasrata: raises $1 to $1.25
danny@essen: calls $1.15
moneybrooker: folds
ciccio1968: calls $1
*** FLOP *** [7s 6d 6s]
danny@essen: checks
ciccio1968: bets $0.50
elmasrata: raises $1.75 to $2.25
danny@essen: folds
ciccio1968: calls $1.75
*** TURN *** [7s 6d 6s] [5c]
ciccio1968: bets $0.50
elmasrata: raises $4.50 to $5
ciccio1968: calls $4.50
*** RIVER *** [7s 6d 6s 5c] [9h]
ciccio1968: bets $12.25 and is all-in
elmasrata: calls $12.25-----------)Se nota poco q estoy tildao
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ciccio1968: shows [8d 8s] (a straight, Five to Nine)
elmasrata: mucks hand
ciccio1968 collected $40.90 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $43 | Rake $2.10
Board [7s 6d 6s 5c 9h]
Seat 1: danny@essen (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: moneybrooker (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: sundae87 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: ciccio1968 showed [8d 8s] and won ($40.90) with a straight, Five to Nine
Seat 5: berriblue folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: elmasrata (button) mucked [Ad Ac]

AL final +88$ de 250$ a 88$ madre mia cuando aprendere,me hago una barbaridad de manos 6k y gano miseros 88$,tenia q haber salido mazo de cajas arriba pero como soy un gañan es lo que hay.

reto 8 dias: 509$(deberia llevar 400$)caguen todoooooooooooooooooooooo

Buen lunes




ya no juego mas que estoy rayado +210$ y eso que algun badbeat me he comido.

8 dias: +630$

PokerStars Game #20244203170: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/09/08 11:21:53 ET
Table 'Cursa' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: y-cracker ($15.75 in chips)
Seat 2: Neroc ($79.80 in chips)
Seat 3: elmasrata ($57 in chips)
Seat 4: bee_mee ($27.85 in chips)
Seat 5: bigearn999 ($7.70 in chips)
Seat 6: Millker ($13.90 in chips)
Millker: posts small blind $0.10
y-cracker: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to elmasrata [Ah Ks]
Neroc: folds
elmasrata: raises $0.75 to $1
bee_mee: calls $1
bigearn999: raises $6.70 to $7.70 and is all-in
Millker: folds
y-cracker: folds
elmasrata: raises $49.30 to $57 and is all-in
bee_mee: folds
Uncalled bet ($49.30) returned to elmasrata
*** FLOP *** [4d 6c 5h]
*** TURN *** [4d 6c 5h] [8c]
*** RIVER *** [4d 6c 5h 8c] [2d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
elmasrata: shows [Ah Ks] (high card Ace)
bigearn999: shows [4c As] (a pair of Fours)
bigearn999 collected $15.95 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $16.75 | Rake $0.80
Board [4d 6c 5h 8c 2d]
Seat 1: y-cracker (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: Neroc folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: elmasrata showed [Ah Ks] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 4: bee_mee folded before Flop
Seat 5: bigearn999 (button) showed [4c As] and won ($15.95) with a pair of Fours
Seat 6: Millker (small blind) folded before Flop

Esta mano me ha rayado mucho el tipo HARLEY2002 es un 86/20/3 en 100 manos

PokerStars Game #20240641857: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/09/08 6:49:39 ET
Table 'Camelia' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 2: elfxkbdsq ($24.05 in chips)
Seat 3: elmasrata ($25 in chips)
Seat 4: HARLEYD2002 ($13.90 in chips)
Seat 5: pasop007 ($25.95 in chips)
Seat 6: willbsmart ($34.35 in chips)
scarface2147 will be allowed to play after the button
elfxkbdsq: posts small blind $0.10
elmasrata: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to elmasrata [Ad 2s]
HARLEYD2002: calls $0.25
pasop007: folds
willbsmart: folds
elfxkbdsq: folds
elmasrata: checks
*** FLOP *** [3d Td 2d]
elmasrata: checks
HARLEYD2002: bets $0.25
elmasrata: raises $0.75 to $1
HARLEYD2002: raises $0.75 to $1.75----)Conozco a estos tipos de bbos se q tiene Tx

elmasrata: raises $23 to $24.75 and is all-in---)Se me va la piinza pero no, yo me cuento 2 doses 3 ases, 9 para flush son 14 outs , es decir 56% de ganar,me raye xq esta mano tenia esto pero un % alto iria claramente x detras,no se la verdad es q estos spot me siguen costando bastantes cuando sale un board monocromo y tengo el A de ese color.

HARLEYD2002: calls $11.90 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($11.10) returned to elmasrata
*** TURN *** [3d Td 2d] [Js]
*** RIVER *** [3d Td 2d Js] [Kc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
elmasrata: shows [Ad 2s] (a pair of Deuces)
HARLEYD2002: shows [Qd Tc] (a pair of Tens)-----) solo un out menos
HARLEYD2002 collected $26.55 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $27.90 | Rake $1.35
Board [3d Td 2d Js Kc]
Seat 2: elfxkbdsq (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: elmasrata (big blind) showed [Ad 2s] and lost with a pair of Deuces
Seat 4: HARLEYD2002 showed [Qd Tc] and won ($26.55) with a pair of Tens
Seat 5: pasop007 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: willbsmart (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)


Este era otro loco con suerte,numeros parecidos al de la otra mano,le lei de puta madre xq les veo hacer estos movimientos muchisimooo

PokerStars Game #20240836047: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/09/08 7:10:03 ET
Table 'Mette' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: elmasrata ($23.95 in chips)
Seat 3: mrIVL ($25.25 in chips)
Seat 4: HazeMilo ($15 in chips)
Seat 5: chipfreezer ($16.70 in chips)
Seat 6: bobby3859 ($10.90 in chips)
chipfreezer: posts small blind $0.10
bobby3859: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to elmasrata [Qs Qh]
elmasrata: raises $1 to $1.25
mrIVL: folds
HazeMilo: calls $1.25
chipfreezer: folds
bobby3859: folds
*** FLOP *** [3d 8c 9h]
elmasrata: bets $2
HazeMilo: raises $3.25 to $5.25 pense que tenia A9
elmasrata: raises $14.75 to $20
HazeMilo: calls $8.50 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($6.25) returned to elmasrata
*** TURN *** [3d 8c 9h] [Ah]Sabia q estaba perdido pero me la come tenia un 12% de ganar e = que cuelgo esta q pierdo podria poner otras 100 q gano.

*** RIVER *** [3d 8c 9h Ah] [4d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
elmasrata: shows [Qs Qh] (a pair of Queens)
HazeMilo: shows [Ad 8h] (two pair, Aces and Eights)
HazeMilo collected $28.85 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $30.35 | Rake $1.50
Board [3d 8c 9h Ah 4d]
Seat 1: elmasrata showed [Qs Qh] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 3: mrIVL folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: HazeMilo (button) showed [Ad 8h] and won ($28.85) with two pair, Aces and Eights
Seat 5: chipfreezer (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: bobby3859 (big blind) folded before Flop

Un buen dia.


1500 manos +132$ ahora si que he jugado bien,y como he pillado como un cerdo hasta una royal flush,jijij q cara se le ha quedado al tipo con flush A hight,jajaja

PokerStars Game #20238365191: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/09/08 2:23:32 ET
Table 'Erynia' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: montiloup ($19.65 in chips)
Seat 2: Guitierez ($25.50 in chips)
Seat 3: pokeyghost ($25.05 in chips)
Seat 4: remi123 ($24.20 in chips)
Seat 5: angobernable ($16.30 in chips)
Seat 6: elmasrata ($25.65 in chips)
Guitierez: posts small blind $0.10
pokeyghost: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to elmasrata [7c 8c]
remi123: calls $0.25
angobernable: calls $0.25
elmasrata: calls $0.25
montiloup: calls $0.25
Guitierez: calls $0.15
pokeyghost: checks
*** FLOP *** [Kh 6c 9c]-------)Proyecton q decido jugarlo pasivo
Guitierez: checks
pokeyghost: checks
remi123: checks
angobernable: bets $0.75
elmasrata: calls $0.75
montiloup: folds
Guitierez: folds
pokeyghost: calls $0.75
remi123: calls $0.75
*** TURN *** [Kh 6c 9c] [Kd]
pokeyghost: checks
remi123: checks
angobernable: checks
elmasrata: bets $2.50------)aqui lo que quiero es engordar el bote x si una anda con la k y me sale la escalera (mejor que el flush) pelarle
pokeyghost: folds
remi123: calls $2.50(o la k o flush superior)
angobernable: calls $2.50(lo mismo digo)
*** RIVER *** [Kh 6c 9c Kd] [Tc]------------)Una caja me llevo seguro,la k la tirara pero el flush no

remi123: checks

angobernable: checks

elmasrata: bets $6---------) dios no me digas q no tienian nada
remi123: calls $6------------)evidentemente este tiene la K
angobernable: raises $6 to $12------------)y este flush A hight
elmasrata: raises $6.50 to $18.50
remi123: folds
angobernable: calls $0.80 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($5.70) returned to elmasrata
*** SHOW DOWN ***
elmasrata: shows [7c 8c] (a straight flush, Six to Ten)
angobernable: mucks hand
elmasrata collected $41.45 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $43.60 | Rake $2.15
Board [Kh 6c 9c Kd Tc]
Seat 1: montiloup (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: Guitierez (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: pokeyghost (big blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 4: remi123 folded on the River
Seat 5: angobernable mucked [Ac 5c]
Seat 6: elmasrata showed [7c 8c] and won ($41.45) with a straight flush, Six to Ten

Que puto suertudo soyyyy,si sale otro diamante me dejo la caja FIJOoooooOOOOo

Por la tarde le dare otro a ver como termina el dia que tiene buena pinta.

domingo, 7 de septiembre de 2008

MAL DIA¡¡¡


Na una resaca y un cabreo de pelotas,he jugado como el puto ano¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡
Me he puesto en modo me quedan dos neuronas y asi me ha ido +41$ en 2k manos a 4,21bb/100,hombre x lo menos no he perdido pero aun asi he tenido suerte y no lo he sacado provecho ,he pillado doblesvsdobles superioes, escaleravstrio,aavsjj(allinpreflo,juas)y unas cuantas mas y me he puesto en +140$,pero luego me ha dado x hacer el pelele y he llevado al mas nit de todo ps (creo q era un 8/2/0.5 en muchas manos) al call down con 99,despues he perdido un aks(diamantes) contra kk,flop k56(dos diamantes),allin y no me ha ayudado nada,tb he pagado un color a un loco(de esto no me arrepiento mucho)y una escalera clara yo con dobles.

Total:
7 dias septiembre:350$ deberia llevar,y llevo 420$,asi q tampoco me quejo.

P.D: a pasarlo bien

sábado, 6 de septiembre de 2008

Estara loco paredesboy?





Nada ya no juego mas xq me he trincado 4 copas y ya he palmado una caja haciendo el ostias,asi que mejor lo dejo y disfruto del finde(q ayer fue gordisima,y hoy ya te contare,jijij)bueno +120$ hoy en 1k hand llevo mazo de dias (quitando ayer) ganando a mas de 10 bb/100,asi q contentoBOY.....
(en 10 dias despues de sacar todo he pasado de 100 a 620$,"the legend paredesboy")
Pues eso hoy me he preguntado sere capaz de subir de nl0,05 a nl50 en dos semanas¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?
Ayer imposible ganar tampoco jugue mucho pero no ganaba ni un puto flip ni na de na,pero bueno el reto de 1500$ deberia llevar 300$ y llevo 379$ asi que va bene.

Venga majos me voy a pillar un buen ciego,jijij no vemos en los bares digo en las mesas(q bbbo soy)

viernes, 5 de septiembre de 2008

La borracherA me confunde.



Pues eso que ya me puse pedo ,vine y en vez de decir voy a jugar nl0,01 que estoy tocadete,na me puse en nl0,25 en un momen iba -75$ ,menos mal que luego me pagaron una trucha y no llego a 40$ pero vamos vuelta a las andadas,no espailare en la vida,pero eso si hoy de castigo tengo que conseguir los 40$ en nl0,01 por manguta.

Mira que londezas me casco borracho:

PokerStars Game #20150582697: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/09/04 19:30:44 ET
Table 'Klotho IV' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 2: RHFiend ($26.45 in chips)
Seat 3: elmasrata ($22.40 in chips)
Seat 5: ElCarpoPappo ($24.30 in chips)
Seat 6: MarkMylbech ($26.20 in chips)
RHFiend: posts small blind $0.10
elmasrata: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to elmasrata [5c 4c]---) esta borracho la juego OOP.

ElCarpoPappo: raises $0.50 to $0.75

MarkMylbech: folds
RHFiend: calls $0.65
elmasrata: calls $0.50

*** FLOP *** [3s 2s Jh]Dios una doble punta,y un flush para acojonaR si se completa

RHFiend: checks

elmasrata: checks

ElCarpoPappo: bets $2

RHFiend: folds

elmasrata: calls $2-----)voy a por mi color,jaja,entonces tengo 9FD y 4 para scalera

*** TURN *** [3s 2s Jh] [Jc]

elmasrata: checks

ElCarpoPappo: bets $4.50

elmasrata: calls $4.50----)tienes la j eh???hay como salga mi color o mi escalera

*** RIVER *** [3s 2s Jh Jc] [8s]hombre mi supuesto color ,te vas a cagar.

elmasrata: bets $15.15 and is all-in-----)pagame con tu AJ si eso

ElCarpoPappo: calls $15.15---)Creo q el color lo tenias tu,esto de estar pedo,en fin
*** SHOW DOWN ***
elmasrata: shows [5c 4c] (a pair of Jacks)
ElCarpoPappo: shows [Ks Js] (a flush, King high)CLARINETE.
ElCarpoPappo collected $43.55 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $45.55 | Rake $2
Board [3s 2s Jh Jc 8s]
Seat 2: RHFiend (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: elmasrata (big blind) showed [5c 4c] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 5: ElCarpoPappo showed [Ks Js] and won ($43.55) with a flush, King high
Seat 6: MarkMylbech (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

jueves, 4 de septiembre de 2008

4 dias de reto.




Na hoy no juego mas,un dia en que me he puesto 210$ arriba pero que luego me han azotado de lo lindo,sobre todo badbeat´s tipo aavsk10, flop 2610 ,kkvsqq allin,y la k en el river etc... pero bueno no me puedo quejar,para los 1500$ al mes deberia llevar 200$ y llevo 318,77$.

El nivel shorthanded deja muchisiiiiiiimo que desear,pero mejor asi me inflo la historia es que tienes miles de encontronazos con las fisardos,y miles de oportunidades de pelarlos.

Pongo la mano del dia estaba medio tildado aunque creo que no esta del todo mal jugada,la explico un poco, el tipo tiene att to steal del 48%(para que os hagais una idea yo que resubo siempre q viene foldeada any card, y con cualquier AX,KQ,KJ resubo tb tengo un att. to steal del 33% asi que imagina con que cartas podia estar subiendo desde el CO:

PokerStars Game #20138007357: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/09/04 9:50:01 ET
Table 'Ilmatar III' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: Lior_SH ($12.65 in chips)
Seat 2: Dream Quiet ($24.85 in chips)
Seat 3: aiamolinbaby ($31.40 in chips)
Seat 4: elmasrata ($24.75 in chips)
Seat 5: dirty_neo ($21.90 in chips)
Seat 6: mr_putplier ($29.15 in chips)
elmasrata: posts small blind $0.10
dirty_neo: posts big blind $0.25
Lior_SH: posts small & big blinds $0.35
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to elmasrata [Qh Ac]
mr_putplier: folds
Lior_SH: checks
Dream Quiet: folds
aiamolinbaby: raises $1 to $1.25----) ya esta el tonto subiendo
elmasrata: raises $2 to $3.25---) toma reraise
dirty_neo: folds
Lior_SH: folds
aiamolinbaby: raises $4.25 to $7.50----)aqui pienso q esta haciendome pensar que no se va a tirar de la mano aunq en realidad si xq se deja18$ detras(este fue mi error)

elmasrata: raises $17.25 to $24.75 and is all-in---)Pa cojones los mios.

aiamolinbaby: calls $17.25---)De las pocas veces q lleva algo, una es esta.
*** FLOP *** [7c Td 4c]
*** TURN *** [7c Td 4c] [3s]
*** RIVER *** [7c Td 4c 3s] [9d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
elmasrata: shows [Qh Ac] (high card Ace)
aiamolinbaby: shows [Ks As] (high card Ace - King kicker)
aiamolinbaby collected $47.60 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $50.10 | Rake $2.50
Board [7c Td 4c 3s 9d]
Seat 1: Lior_SH folded before Flop
Seat 2: Dream Quiet folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: aiamolinbaby (button) showed [Ks As] and won ($47.60) with high card Ace
Seat 4: elmasrata (small blind) showed [Qh Ac] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 5: dirty_neo (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: mr_putplier folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Las ultimas 3 putas veces que me he ido preflop allin con akvsaq he perdido ,pues en esta noooo¡¡¡

Despues esta mano me hizo mucha gracia:
PokerStars Game #20140715274: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/09/04 12:32:50 ET
Table 'Erriapo' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: wallshHU ($25.25 in chips)
Seat 2: the_cloud71 ($28.70 in chips)
Seat 3: chazr26 ($15.75 in chips)
Seat 4: bulldoser33 ($14 in chips)
Seat 5: Ortagh ($34.30 in chips)
Seat 6: elmasrata ($28.50 in chips)
Ortagh: posts small blind $0.10
elmasrata: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to elmasrata [9c 4h]
wallshHU: folds
the_cloud71: calls $0.25
chazr26: folds
bulldoser33: calls $0.25
Ortagh: folds
elmasrata: checks
*** FLOP *** [4d 4s 4c]jajaja toma pokerrrr
elmasrata: checks
the_cloud71: bets $0.75 llevan el as o pareja los dos fijo, x dios q salga
bulldoser33: calls $0.75
elmasrata: calls $0.75
*** TURN *** [4d 4s 4c] [Ad]-----) me has oido,gracias
elmasrata: checks
the_cloud71: checks
bulldoser33: bets $1.50
elmasrata: calls $1.50-----) yo tb gasto el as.
the_cloud71: folds
*** RIVER *** [4d 4s 4c Ad] [Kh]
elmasrata: bets $6------)q me llevo el bote con la misma mano que tu
bulldoser33: raises $5.50 to $11.50 and is all-in------)jajaja x si la moscas no tienes el as
elmasrata: calls $5.50---------------)Toma q te voy a dar una sopresita, :-)
*** SHOW DOWN ***
bulldoser33: shows [Ac 3d] (a full house, Fours full of Aces)JAJAJAJAJAAJjajajajajajajajajaTOMA SORPRESA
elmasrata: shows [9c 4h] (four of a kind, Fours)
elmasrata collected $27.70 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $29.10 | Rake $1.40
Board [4d 4s 4c Ad Kh]
Seat 1: wallshHU folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: the_cloud71 folded on the Turn
Seat 3: chazr26 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: bulldoser33 (button) showed [Ac 3d] and lost with a full house, Fours full of Aces
Seat 5: Ortagh (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: elmasrata (big blind) showed [9c 4h] and won ($27.70) with four of a kind, Fours




PokerStars Game #20136568861: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/09/04 7:55:52 ET
Table 'Horemheb' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: Caly84 ($22.30 in chips)
Seat 2: pelzebub ($42.45 in chips)
Seat 3: Frufo ($11.40 in chips)
Seat 4: Soundbwoy2K ($18.35 in chips)
Seat 5: epicbubbles ($39 in chips)
Seat 6: elmasrata ($25 in chips)
Caly84: posts small blind $0.10
pelzebub: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to elmasrata [Ac Ad]
Frufo: folds
Soundbwoy2K: folds
epicbubbles: folds
elmasrata: raises $0.75 to $1
Caly84: calls $0.90
pelzebub: calls $0.75
*** FLOP *** [Jh Js Ah]
Caly84: checks
pelzebub: checks
elmasrata: checks
*** TURN *** [Jh Js Ah] [Jd]-------)q tenga el as y no la jota x diossss
Caly84: checks
pelzebub: bets $1
elmasrata: calls $1
Caly84: folds
*** RIVER *** [Jh Js Ah Jd] [2h]
pelzebub: bets $2
elmasrata: raises $21 to $23 and is all-in
pelzebub: calls $21
*** SHOW DOWN ***
elmasrata: shows [Ac Ad] (a full house, Aces full of Jacks)
pelzebub: mucks hand
elmasrata collected $48.50 from pot
Caly84 said, "vnh"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $51 | Rake $2.50
Board [Jh Js Ah Jd 2h]
Seat 1: Caly84 (small blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 2: pelzebub (big blind) mucked [As 3s]
Seat 3: Frufo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Soundbwoy2K folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: epicbubbles folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: elmasrata (button) showed [Ac Ad] and won ($48.50) with a full house, Aces full of Jacks




P.D:X dios hoy salgo x la noche ojala no me de por catar nl0,50 con todo el pedo.

miércoles, 3 de septiembre de 2008

Recordando viejos tiempos.

Na hasta la polla de nl0,05(mira q se les puede exprimir),he decidido darme un paseito a nl25(fuera de bank como siempre) a 4 mesitas,y joderrr que malos son en shorthanded,dos cajas y media en 20 minutos ....
He tenido una particular guerra de ciegas con un amigo "danilokun" el muy imbecil cuando llegaba foldeada siempre resubia a un 1$,bueno pues le he hehco 2 veces seguidas un 3betlight y ha puesto no se que en el chat,pues a la mano siguiente pasa esto:
PokerStars Game #20127529802: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/09/03 20:57:34 ET
Table 'Ursula II' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: knox828 ($25.60 in chips)
Seat 2: tikamp ($38.30 in chips)
Seat 3: millimetres ($24.90 in chips)
Seat 4: danilokun ($25.15 in chips)
Seat 5: elmasrata ($31.20 in chips)
Seat 6: tonyffo ($72.45 in chips)
danilokun: posts small blind $0.10
elmasrata: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to elmasrata [Ac Ad]
tonyffo: folds
knox828: folds
tikamp: folds
millimetres: folds
danilokun: raises $0.75 to $1
elmasrata: raises $2 to $3
danilokun: calls $2
*** FLOP *** [Kd Kc 6d]
danilokun: checks
elmasrata: bets $3
danilokun: raises $4 to $7
elmasrata: calls $4
*** TURN *** [Kd Kc 6d] [Qh]
danilokun: checks
elmasrata: checks
*** RIVER *** [Kd Kc 6d Qh] [4h]
danilokun: bets $10
elmasrata: calls $10
*** SHOW DOWN ***
danilokun: shows [8h 9s] (a pair of Kings)
elmasrata: shows [Ac Ad] (two pair, Aces and Kings)
elmasrata collected $38.05 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $40 | Rake $1.95
Board [Kd Kc 6d Qh 4h]
Seat 1: knox828 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: tikamp folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: millimetres (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: danilokun (small blind) showed [8h 9s] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 5: elmasrata (big blind) showed [Ac Ad] and won ($38.05) with two pair, Aces and Kings
Seat 6: tonyffo folded before Flop (didn't bet)

POodia tener la k ,pero estaba tan cabreado que me lo hubiera hecho con cualquier cosa,y asi es,un poco loca la jugada ya lo se pero estaba claro¡¡¡

En fin una pena que no pueda subir a nl25 xq estoy cashouteando todo lo que saco ,asi va el reto:




33$ diaros esta hecho y 50 $ tb ,si dejo de sacar toda la pasta me propongo 2000$ en nl25 ,todo en shorthanded ,q ahora q llevo unas semanas jugando me esta molando un mazo

Venga me piro a sobar

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me la he pillado

uhf lo que ha costado







Ni un puto flip he ganado pero ni uno(he perdido akvsa6,aavs109),ademas 2 kkvsaa(deep) y un akvsaa saliendo la a en el flop,vamos x la mañana iba menos -30,x la tarde hemos remendado el asunto.

Creo q el reto lo deberia subir a 50$ al dia en nl0,05= 1500$ aprox al mes,ya vere es que en cuanto paso los 33$ del dia me pongo a jugar a lo pijo y ya casi no gano,soy asi de subnormal........

P.d:con los 50$ de mañana hare otro cash out,jiji estoy sin un pavo.(

martes, 2 de septiembre de 2008

RETO 100%



Casi casi -4 $ llevo,pero todo ha sido xq la actualizacion de pokerstars ha jodido el tracker hasta mañana,pero bueno antes de ayer casi no pude jugar pero hoy he recuperado casi hasta llegar a la media de los 33$ diarios.Va bene sin tilts ni pollas,a ver si mañana juego un poco de mas asi me pongo x encima,creo q los 1000$ son pan comido,ya veremos.

lunes, 1 de septiembre de 2008

Reto --------------)1000$ en un mes en nl0,05$

Pues lo dicho, son 33$ diarios aprox.,yo os ire informando.
jaajaj
P.d:he cateado el unico examen que tenia.