jueves, 8 de enero de 2009

PARA DEJARLO DE X VIDA

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de +3 cajas a casi -7 de puto chiste,perdiendo 1k en 2 horas si me lo dices hace un mes ni me lo creo que ostias pasa en esta puto juego ,en que puta mierda estoy perdiendo el tiempo(y como siga asi el dinero xq a 1k diario 30k al mes=360k al año)pero que puta mierda es esta?Ni un puto flip en toda las 2k manos,pero ni un puto flip,ni uno¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡

***** Hand History for Game 23700198133 *****
$100.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Thursday, January 08, 09:50:35 ET 2009
Table Havnia V (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Seat 1: >Sir<Lorenz ( $288.10 USD )
Seat 2: Bjeujeuler ( $100.00 USD )
Seat 3: @pringaoboy ( $155.85 USD )
Seat 4: L-Viz ( $217.35 USD )
Seat 5: baaard ( $102.25 USD )
Seat 6: manu cooper ( $37.20 USD )
>Sir<Lorenz posts small blind [$0.50 USD].
Bjeujeuler posts big blind [$1.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to @pringaoboy [ Ks Kd ]
@pringaoboy raises [$3.00 USD]
L-Viz folds
baaard folds
manu cooper folds
>Sir<Lorenz raises [$10.50 USD]
Bjeujeuler folds
@pringaoboy raises [$30.00 USD]
>Sir<Lorenz raises [$69.00 USD]
@pringaoboy raises [$122.85 USD]
>Sir<Lorenz calls [$75.85 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 3c, 8s, 3d ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 4h ]
** Dealing River ** [ Qs ]
>Sir<Lorenz shows [As, Ad ]
>Sir<Lorenz wins $309.70 USD from main pot
@pringaoboy doesn't show [Ks, Kd ]

***** Hand History for Game 23707938944 *****
$100.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Friday, January 09, 01:50:12 ET 2009
Table Mussorgskia (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Seat 1: ledzechlin ( $158.25 USD )
Seat 2: bam89 ( $202.60 USD )
Seat 3: lkleinman69 ( $40.00 USD )
Seat 4: @pringaoboy ( $99.00 USD )
Seat 5: skamloes ( $103.20 USD )
Seat 6: Hydro420420 ( $78.40 USD )
bam89 posts small blind [$0.50 USD].
lkleinman69 posts big blind [$1.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to @pringaoboy [ Ah Kh ]
@pringaoboy raises [$3.00 USD]
skamloes calls [$3.00 USD]
Hydro420420 calls [$3.00 USD]
ledzechlin raises [$12.00 USD]
bam89 folds
lkleinman69 folds
@pringaoboy raises [$96.00 USD]
skamloes folds
Hydro420420 folds
ledzechlin calls [$87.00 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Th, 9h, 7s ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 3d ]
** Dealing River ** [ 3c ]
@pringaoboy shows [Ah, Kh ]
ledzechlin shows [Qh, Qc ]
ledzechlin wins $202.50 USD from main pot

***** Hand History for Game 23707197909 *****
$100.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Friday, January 09, 01:25:55 ET 2009
Table Ninina II (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Seat 1: knobi22 ( $156.80 USD )
Seat 2: BetPotBot ( $129.65 USD )
Seat 3: Eljungo ( $157.50 USD )
Seat 4: @pringaoboy ( $99.00 USD )
Seat 5: whizlee ( $106.50 USD )
Seat 6: famou$_$oon ( $156.00 USD )
knobi22 posts small blind [$0.50 USD].
BetPotBot posts big blind [$1.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to @pringaoboy [ Kd Kh ]
Eljungo folds
@pringaoboy raises [$3.00 USD]
whizlee raises [$10.00 USD]
famou$_$oon folds
knobi22 folds
BetPotBot folds
@pringaoboy raises [$96.00 USD]
whizlee calls [$89.00 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Ad, Jc, 5s ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Ts ]
** Dealing River ** [ 4s ]
@pringaoboy shows [Kd, Kh ]
whizlee shows [Ac, Ah ]
whizlee wins $196.50 USD from main pot

***** Hand History for Game 23693842114 *****
$100.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Thursday, January 08, 06:25:51 ET 2009
Table Aquilegia V (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Seat 1: beta77 ( $100.00 USD )
Seat 2: samfy ( $17.50 USD )
Seat 3: maurizio1962 ( $103.05 USD )
Seat 4: 19luckybluf8 ( $27.60 USD )
Seat 5: @pringaoboy ( $95.95 USD )
Seat 6: Stacy155 ( $121.45 USD )
maurizio1962 posts small blind [$0.50 USD].
19luckybluf8 posts big blind [$1.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to @pringaoboy [ Ac Kc ]
@pringaoboy raises [$3.00 USD]
Stacy155 calls [$3.00 USD]
beta77 folds
samfy folds
maurizio1962 raises [$4.50 USD]
19luckybluf8 folds
@pringaoboy calls [$2.00 USD]
Stacy155 calls [$2.00 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 5s, 7c, Jc ]
maurizio1962 bets [$5.00 USD]
@pringaoboy calls [$5.00 USD]
Stacy155 raises [$17.00 USD]
maurizio1962 calls [$12.00 USD]
@pringaoboy raises [$85.95 USD]
Stacy155 raises [$99.45 USD]
maurizio1962 folds
** Dealing Turn ** [ 6c ]
** Dealing River ** [ 6h ]
@pringaoboy shows [Ac, Kc ]
Stacy155 shows [7d, 7h ]
Stacy155 wins $211.90 USD from main pot
Stacy155 wins $25.50 USD from main pot

***** Hand History for Game 23706969934 *****
$100.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Friday, January 09, 01:18:33 ET 2009
Table Klumpkea IV (Real Money)
Seat 5 is the button
Seat 1: famou$_$oon ( $108.30 USD )
Seat 2: Eljungo ( $101.50 USD )
Seat 3: dankimball ( $106.55 USD )
Seat 4: roadsign14 ( $87.60 USD )
Seat 5: piperus ( $95.00 USD )
Seat 6: @pringaoboy ( $99.00 USD )
@pringaoboy posts small blind [$0.50 USD].
famou$_$oon posts big blind [$1.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to @pringaoboy [ Qh Ah ]
Eljungo folds
dankimball folds
roadsign14 folds
piperus raises [$5.00 USD]
@pringaoboy raises [$14.50 USD]
famou$_$oon folds
piperus calls [$10.00 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 5s, Qs, 4d ]
@pringaoboy bets [$20.00 USD]
piperus raises [$40.00 USD]
@pringaoboy calls [$20.00 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Td ]
@pringaoboy checks
piperus checks
** Dealing River ** [ Th ]
@pringaoboy checks
piperus bets [$40.00 USD]
@pringaoboy calls [$40.00 USD]
piperus shows [Tc, Ts ]
piperus wins $188.00 USD from main pot
@pringaoboy doesn't show [Qh, Ah ]

***** Hand History for Game 23706701345 *****
$100.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Friday, January 09, 01:10:08 ET 2009
Table Zubaida III (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Seat 1: @pringaoboy ( $123.60 USD )
Seat 3: Halyanki ( $100.85 USD )
Seat 6: steve1873 ( $31.10 USD )
@pringaoboy posts small blind [$0.50 USD].
Halyanki posts big blind [$1.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to @pringaoboy [ Ah Ad ]
steve1873 calls [$1.00 USD]
@pringaoboy raises [$3.50 USD]
Halyanki folds
steve1873 calls [$3.00 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 2d, 9c, 7h ]
@pringaoboy bets [$5.00 USD]
steve1873 calls [$5.00 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Th ]
@pringaoboy bets [$11.00 USD]
steve1873 calls [$11.00 USD]
** Dealing River ** [ 6d ]
@pringaoboy bets [$11.00 USD]
steve1873 calls [$11.00 USD]
@pringaoboy shows [Ah, Ad ]
steve1873 shows [8c, 8s ]
steve1873 wins $62.00 USD from main pot

***** Hand History for Game 23704884949 *****
$100.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Friday, January 09, 12:13:10 ET 2009
Table Ninina II (Real Money)
Seat 3 is the button
Seat 1: blazingsmile ( $30.00 USD )
Seat 2: Gungz ( $28.55 USD )
Seat 3: Eljungo ( $118.55 USD )
Seat 4: @pringaoboy ( $100.00 USD )
Seat 5: wtfaidh ( $53.65 USD )
Seat 6: famou$_$oon ( $122.25 USD )
@pringaoboy posts small blind [$0.50 USD].
wtfaidh posts big blind [$1.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to @pringaoboy [ Ad As ]
famou$_$oon raises [$4.00 USD]
blazingsmile raises [$30.00 USD]
Gungz calls [$28.55 USD]
Eljungo folds
@pringaoboy calls [$29.50 USD]
wtfaidh folds
famou$_$oon folds
** Dealing Flop ** [ Ac, Th, Kh ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 5h ]
** Dealing River ** [ 9h ]
@pringaoboy shows [Ad, As ]
@pringaoboy wins $2.90 USD from main pot
Gungz shows [Kd, Ah ]
Gungz wins $87.65 USD from main pot
blazingsmile doesn't show [Qd, Qs ]

y esta la mano de la tildada:

***** Hand History for Game 23708467285 *****
$100.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Friday, January 09, 02:08:07 ET 2009
Table Mussorgskia (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Seat 1: ledzechlin ( $231.25 USD )
Seat 2: bam89 ( $198.55 USD )
Seat 3: vgreen22 ( $105.00 USD )
Seat 4: @pringaoboy ( $108.40 USD )
Seat 5: Gnrl_Zod ( $100.00 USD )
Seat 6: Hydro420420 ( $124.50 USD )
bam89 posts small blind [$0.50 USD].
vgreen22 posts big blind [$1.00 USD].
Hydro420420 posts big blind [$1.50 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to @pringaoboy [ As Kd ]
@pringaoboy raises [$4.00 USD]
Gnrl_Zod folds
Hydro420420 calls [$3.00 USD]
ledzechlin folds
bam89 folds
vgreen22 folds
** Dealing Flop ** [ Ad, 6d, 3h ]
@pringaoboy bets [$6.00 USD]
Hydro420420 calls [$6.00 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 8d ]
@pringaoboy bets [$16.00 USD]
Hydro420420 raises [$32.00 USD]
@pringaoboy raises [$82.40 USD]
Hydro420420 calls [$66.40 USD]
** Dealing River ** [ Ac ]
@pringaoboy shows [As, Kd ]
Hydro420420 shows [7d, 4d ]
Hydro420420 wins $215.80 USD from main pot

Ya no tengo ganas de hacer ni resumen de 2008 ni pollas en vinagre,esto es una puta mierda pero mirad las manos se puede tener sesiones asi,y morir de un infarto?


6 comentarios:

Jum dijo...

Animo kike q las has jugado todas bien joder, mala suerte y ya esta, sabes como es la puta varianza, ya las recuperaras estando en el otro lado coño, y vas aprendiendo, ya no nombras a la parienta en tus posts de cabreo, un abrazo bananero de mierda

Anónimo dijo...

Animo tio, mi consejo de fish es que si eras ganador en 50 vuelvas alli y te hagas un bank puta madre. Por numeros te es mas rentable. La mudanza de sala tampoco la entiendo ahora que tenias datos de la peña. en Short no te puedes tirar de KK esta claro. Unkk judio de mierda.

elmasrata dijo...

mudanza de sala? si sigo en pokerstars.
Nada tios un dia malo de 6 cajas los he tenido a todos los niveles ,bueno y hasta de º11 en nl50,es lo que tiene ser un niño agresivo :-).....
Pero lo malo es que mi bank no esta para soportar 3 dias mas asi,me voy a dar 5 cajas mas de margen si las pierdo vuelvo a nl50 con lo que me joderia.De verdad que ayer fue todo al reves pero bueno

Anónimo dijo...

na, lo decia por lo de @pringaoboy y por la sintaxis de las manos, que normalmente suele poner Pokerstars pero supongo que las hayas cogido del HM. Pq eres tan cabezon y no intentas NL50 x 100 cajas al mes qiue es casi un kilo , es que no lo entiendo. Por cierto leete el articulo del Uncle point

elmasrata dijo...

Menudas horas de llamar valentin,estaba pensando en las wsop....
jajajaj

Jum dijo...

Aqui tienes a otro que si que esta hasta la polla, como diría fernando fernan gómez, a la mierda!!!!

No aguanto esto de ir tropecientas mil manos even, tengo 3 sesiones buenas y luego palmo la mitad en una comiendome de todo oversets, overfulls.

Lo peor es que si fuese un buen ganador, no uno marginal a 3bb/100 esto jodería xo no en tanta medida,estoy cansado de esto y no tengo interés, juego ya por inercia, no valgo mentalmente para esto, me machaca, me trastorna y encima para no ganarme un duro,a tomar por el culo. suerte a los que quedais en el circo y dadle duro

Pd: Marcho a madrid y a suecia, luego tengo un viaje de una semana a polonia, que me va a venir de puta madre xa empezar a desconectar de esta puta mierda, ya me contarás que tal todo a la vuelta miko comebananas